Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

Chuck Norris can define the slope of a vertical line.

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

When Chuck Norris does long division, there IS no remainder.

If you divide Chuck Norris by zero you will get one. One roundhouse kick to the head.

Chuck Norris knows the value of C.

A cold stare from Chuck Norris is -5 degrees. Kelvin.

Chuck Norris does Sudoku in permanent marker. 

Chuck Norris doesn't HAVE to show his work.

Chuck Norris got a 56 on his ACT.

Chuck Norris didn't prove Fermat's last theorem. He just glared at it until the theorem gave up and proved itself.

Superman wears "Chuck Norris" pajamas.

Chuck Norris can calculate the sum of an infinite divergent series.

Chuck Norris knows all the prime numbers.

Chuck Norris can trisect an angle with his bare hands.

Chuck Norris can square a circle.

Chuck Norris knows the three numbers that make x^4 + y^4 = z^4 true.

Chuck Norris can define the tangent of pi/2.

Chuck Norris can define a triangle using Angle-Side-Side.

Chuck Norris can use the pythagorean theorem on ANY type of triangle.

Chuck Norris doesn't read math books. He just stares them down until they give him the information he wants.

When Chuck Norris opens up a can, it's a can of Angle-Side-Side.