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(Last updated 03/16/10 01:46 PM

-------------2009-2010

My favorite stamp is the Santa hat. It's just so red.    BR    3/16/10

My coconuts are lopsided!    MS    3/5/10

Mrs. Kroon, I feel like I have no pants on.     MS    3/5/10

If I want to see a bunch of stubborn idiots making decisions, I would go to my house.  CM  2/17/10

I like these Mrs. Kroon!    KS    1/14/10

How do you know this? Were you a a geese onced?    KB    1/05/10

I've just got regular super.    AJ    12/3/09

I can see people in my calculator.     KB     12/3/09

Oh! These are goodly cut!    KB    11/13/09

I already beat up one person this morning.    KB    9/8/09

The lower you set your standards, the less you're disappointed.    CM    10/1/09

Does it care what color I color it?    KB  9/25/09

----------------2008-2009

I'm just going to put Abbey's nose on mine.    TS    5/6/09

Don't hold this against me, but I like these.     EB    5/1/09

Taco sandwich! Hey, don't put that on the website.    BJ    3/31/09

It's different. But the same. In a different way.    TS    3/18/09

Don't get allergic to it!    EB    3/11/09

Taping spaghetti is hard work!    MS    3/5/09

I look forward to the end of the day when I can sharpen my pencil in trig class.    MS    2/25/09

For reading you actually had to read the things.    BR    2/17/09

Chicken noodle tastes like chicken noodle.    BS    2/10/09

It's not like they're good. But they're addicting.    DH    2/2/09

OK: You're you.    CK    1/28/09

Because a circle is a circle.     BJ    1/27/09

Mrs. Kroon, can I leave my ducks in here?    LM    1/23/09

Because 2 times 3 is 5!    KB    1/22/09

I've already done like infinity of these.    TZ    1/22/09

You're the dumbest smart person I know.    TZ    1/15/09

You're so dumb. I love you.    JC    1/15/09

I was yawning and my gun fell out.    DK    1/7/09

I could do these all day.    BM    1/6/09

Kate, do you remember when I hit myself?    AS    1/5/09

It's not like like like!    EB    12/18/08

It's like the algebra Superbowl.    TZ    11/17-08

Gosh! My foot keeps falling off!    TZ    11/20/08

When you're subtracting, that's when you divide. Right?    EB    11/18/08

Sometimes I'm not there. But I'm there.    MG    11/17/08

I'm trying to solve it without solving it.    DK    10/10/08

It's the twenty-thirtieth.    JC    9/30/08

I'll use these for my guitar sticks....No I meant guitar sticks...my GUITAR sticks!    BJ    9/30/08

You add them when you're multiplying, right?    DH    9/24/08

I hate these shoes. They're comfortable.    AS    9/19/08

I could smuggle a midget in my bookbag.    AT    9/17/08

My cheese!    JC    9/8/08

My eyeball is sticking.    JC    9/2/08

I can smell the deliciousness and it's making me hungry.    BS    8/29/08

Oh. I was just yawning your name Mrs. Kroon.    DK    8/29/08

I wish I wouldn't have cheated my way through factoring in algebra.    BJ    8/28/08-

----------------2007-2008

You were driving a chair?    BS    4/30/08

Hey! Some of us aren't all geniuses.    HC    4/28/08

I understand this stuff now. And I'm happy.     JB    4/24/08

The sight in my left right eye is going out.    BS    4/9/08

On number 8, is that one green chair like a window?    3/17/08    DM

This is a good day for algebra.    JB    2/21/08

I used to be a monkey. It didn't work out very well.    CK    2/6/08

See? There's always an advantage to failing a class.    JL    2/6/08

I know. But I've never listened.    HC    1/30/08

Is there such a thing as negative i? Is that even legal?    AT    1/10/08

Oh. I just never looked at the book before.    DM    1/8/08

You're my math slave.    CK    12/19/07

I just want to see the hole.    KK    12/3/07

This is, like, exciting.    AS    11/29/07

Is it positive zero?    EB    11/14/07

My hair smells really good today.    EB    10/30/07

So A goes all the way to the corner of the circle?    DM    10/12/07

Mrs. Kroon, I got two arms.    DK    10/12/07

Dyslexics are teople poo.    JL    10/12/07

I'm making up for all your offness.    LM    10/10/07

I'm not normal.    HC    10/10/07

I always count fast. So I count slow.    EB    10/10/07

What I said was, "There are limitations to my greatness." DM 9/27/07 

------------------2006-2007-----------------------

I don't like either either.    DM    5/16/07

YOU'RE Centerville!    TS    4/13/07

I seem to get a lot wrong when I guess the answers.    NB    3/14/07

Given the second one was a cat twice.    MS 3/12/07

I love sneezing. It feels so good!    MS 2/9/07

It feels so much better if you KNOW what's going on.    AS    1/24/07

All I see are voices.    DM    1/17/07

Is your dinosaur name Kroonocerous?    AT    12/14/06

Yes... Oh ,I thought you said "croquet."    CK    12/06/06

These are good. I wish we could do a hundred of them.    KC 12/05/06

Mr. Kroon says these glasses make me look like a sexy librarian.    CK    11/29/06

I don't like sneezing in my hand.    DW    11/29/06

I like these now. Just kidding...not really.    EM 11/16/06

Would you like some fish to go with that w(h)ine?    TZ    11/16/06

I'm gonna go jump off a DITCH now!???    CK    11/07/06

No! It's MY head!    EB    11/1/06

I don't want your body. I just want your head.    BJ 11/1/06

These are pretty easy. I like 'em.    EM    10/24/06

I would've had it right if I actually would have done my work.    BH    10/24/16

I know it's harder than it is.    TZ 10/20/06

I like these a lot. For serious. They're actually easy.    KK    10/19/06

Oooh! If I get this right I'll be SO happy!    PK    8/25/06

--------------2005-2006-----------

Algebra was fun today.    EB    5/11/06

I saw that 3xy and thought it said "sexy".    JC    5/11/06

Whichever one of those gives you the right answer. That's the one I want.    CK    5/3/06

It's going to be a long short day.    BH    4/28/06

You can't make footprints in the sands of time if you sit on your butt. And who wants to make buttprints in the sands of time?    JC    4/07/06

I'd rather go to school. School is easy.    JB 3/30/06

I did some of Derek's homework yesterday and it was pretty easy.    TH    3/22

Math was actually fun last night. I don't know why.    DM    3/21/06

I like the positive zeros.    JB    3/21/06

I'm gonna HAVE to have one more piece of pie! (Way to take one for the team!)    KH    3/14/06

What letter should we use? Seven!    AS   2/28/06

Leave me alone, smart people.    DP    2/9/06

I like this assignment. It was pretty easy.  JB  1/24/06

I don't even mind doing Algebra 2 homework.    HC    1/8/06

We laugh at distance from a point to a line! Mwuaaaaahhhhahahahahaha!  CK  1/16/05

Yes I didn't!    SS    12/16/05

Nobody failed with a D.    MR    12/15/05

We have enough trees. Go down to Georgia and get some.    HC    12/13/05

I go and get a pencil, and it's out of ink.    DW    12/12/05

I wrote it down, but I didn't write it down.    BH    12/12/05

I used to cheat on everything. Then I got smart.    DM    12/8/05

I'm bleeding. I should go get my blood type tested.    KH    12/6/05

It isn't failure. It's "deferred success."    ??    12/2/05

Can we just do homework?    DM    11/23/05

Seriously? Oh wait, I'm doing my homework.    SC    11/17/05

I saw that it was easy, but I did the wrong easy work.    KH    11/17/05

You could do surgery with it.    CK 11/14/05

I want to wear duct tape. I HAVE to find somebody to wear duct tape with me.    MR    11/1

It's a two-chocolate day.    EM    10/13

I can't believe those problems I've been skipping are so easy!    EG    10/5

Take the 4th cube root.    EG    10/5

I'm like the same height as you. But you're an inch taller.    MR    10/4

Nope. It's easy.    BZ    9/28/05

I like this standard form stuff.     JB    9/26/05

Everybody's here that's here.    5th period    9/21/05

I like these (graphing inequalities).     MR       9/12/05

Then I'd be a failure that tried.    EG 9/9/05

 

--------------2004-2005-----------

That's it. IF that's it.    CK    5/13/05

I like these!    PK 4/5/05

Mrs. Kroon's math songs never get old.    TH & JK    4/20/05

Michael, can I use your head?    HC    4/7/05

Addition means multiply, right? And subtraction means divide?  EG  3/31/105

Calculus pickup line: I wish I were a derivative so I could be tangent to your curves.  PW    3/15/05

Trig is like a grain of sand on the beach of math.  AW        3/7/05

I wish we could go back to those Mrs. Kroon. I loved them.    HC 3/15/05

I'm actually going to try to do this problem.     DP 2/23/05

I crushed you in Go Fish. Just remember that.    PW 1/27/05

As soon as the muffin mess is cleaned up.    DW    1/10/05

This is fun!    HC 1/6/05

You don't win games if you don't score.    EV    12/21/04

There's not much time in eight minutes.    CH    12/21/04

I like this chapter.    MM    12/8/04

You know Mrs. Kroon, if I did my work in class, I could get it done.    EG 12/2/04

When you actually do your homework, you have a lot of free time.    AW    12-3-04

It's the same except for exactly opposite.    AB & KH    11/18/04

I kind of like this stuff. It's easy.    TH 11/15/04

I shoulda done something but I didn't.    EV    11/8/04

Oh my gosh! I just said that math is important!    TH    11/4/04

I might actually have to do something before I can understand it.    RD    11/2/04

My pants would come off before my shirt.     RD    10/28/04

I like this lesson.    PK    10/21/04

Trig is like heaven compared to that class.     EG    10/14/04

My sorry!    CK 10/7/04

Tomorrow will be my last year.    BZ    10/5/04

"Awesome! I LOVE these things. They're just so easy."  JC 8/16/04

----2003-2004--------------

"I'd rather take EIGHT geometry tests!" JB 5/12/04

"I would rather sit HERE for eight hours!" EV 5/12/04

"I wouldn't be passing now if I didn't take good notes."  DW 5/7/04

"It's better when I take my time and write the equation out before." HC 4/6/04

"It helps, now that she's making us do our math."  NS 3/30/04

"I'd rather do my homework Mrs. Kroon." KH  3/24/04

"How 'bout you just give me detention instead?"  JU  3/25/04

"Ever since I started doing my homework, my test grades have been going up." NS 3/17/04

"Guess what?  If you do your homework you don't have to go to ELT."  BZ 3/17/04

"I hit him on the head with a thing and it didn't even make a thunk."  AB 3/2/04

"I'm not here today."  KC 2/25/04

I picked up the worm."  SC  2/24/04

"What color is the red house?"
"Twenty."
"Right."  CK and EK 2/19/04

"Heh heh heh! I love notes."  TH 2/19/04

"I like these problems. Give me more."  MB 2/12/04

"Be quiet. I have work to do."  NS 1/29/04

"We realllly like dirty people."  SM 1/23/04

"None of my people are retarded."  CK 1/21/04

"I like these problems.  They're all so easy."  KH  1/20/04

"These are actually kind of fun, Mrs. Kroon." PW 1/12/04

"You know, if I would have worked these out, I wuld have gotten them right.  TH 1/12/04

"I had fun today!"  TH 1/8/04

"If I would have asked you about those questions, I would have done better on the test."  BZ  11/20/03

"I'm choking on my spit."  CK 11/11/03 

"You know, doing my homework actually makes things easier."  AG 11/4/03

"So the twelve is a five."  RD  10/31/03

"I'm just too lazy."  TH  10/31/03

"Oh great, I broke my fairy wings.  Now what am I gonna do?"  CK 10/30/03

"Weber, come look at you."  EK  10/24/04

"These are easy now that you do them over and over."  HD  10/24/03

"Josh, you might need your algebra book."  10/22/02  KM

"It's not good when you have notes Mrs. Kroon."  (duet) MB and SM 10/20/03

"Yes, yes, why yes, you can count them."  EV 10/1/03

"OK.  Now watch my butt get bigger." ??? 9/22/03

"Squozen!"  CK 9/5/03

--------------2002-2003--------------------

"Wow!  If I would have done my homework, I might have won that."  BZ  5/8/03

"You gotta perform to get paid."  DJD 5/5/03

"My grades have been going up ever since I started doing my homework."  NS  5/2/03

"I like this unit Mrs. Kroon."  PW 5/1/03

"Y= M X  + B  !!!!"  CK 4/30/03

"I like algebra!"  TM  4/30/03

"Whose magazine is THIS?"  CK 4/3/03

"I like these."  RD 4/4/03

"These are fun."  RD 4/1/03

"I like this!"  DJD 3/28/03

"When life gives you dilemmas, make dilemmanade."  LK  3/25/03

"I love this!  It's so easy!"  TM  3/7/03

"It only works if you follow the directions."  DK  3/7/03

"This paying attention stuff sure helps."  PK  2/27/03

"Don't be sorry.  Change your ways."  CK 2/26/03

"I would have to become responsible.  Then I could pass.""  AG 2/4/03

"How can you expect to pass if you haven't done any work for two weeks?"  BM 2/24/03

"If you tell someone to go to h*** and they're an atheist, is that a compliment?"  KZ  2/18/03

"Just a minute.  I have to finish taping these towels to my bathroom scales."  CK 2/12/03

"The most dangerous thing about a gecko is his mind."  Niles Crane on Frasier 2/11/03

"You guys can wear pants.  I just won't wear any.  That's fine."  SP 1/27/03

"Hey, I checked my work and I would have had three wrong.  It really works.  Do it."  DP  1/17/03

"Make sure you know it (volume and surface area) because it comes into play next year."  EG 1/15/03

"I guess you got me Tyler."  CK 1/10/03

"I was helping Mrs. Painter."  AG 1/7/03

"If I were the wall, this would be my left side."  SP  1/7/03

"It's amazing how much faster you get done when you know the stuff."  TM  11/22/02

"If I tried harder, I might do better." PK  11/21/02

"This is so easy."  JK 11/8/02

"I'm quite fond of the metric system."  BZ  11/8/02

"I like these.  They are so awesome."  NS 11/8/02

"Oh!  Those <problems> are fun."  PK 11/7/02

"I'm actually quite glad we're in school."  KP 10/30/02

"I liked this assignment!"  TH  10/22/02

"I've got a really hard head."  MS  10/22/02

"I know how to do it.  I didn't do it right."  BS  10/22/02

"Snitches get stitches."  DD 10/17/02

"BAM!"  MS  10/17/02

"I'm glad I took geometry."  BM  10/17/02

"I have air in my head."  TT  9/19/02

"So why should pop be banned from school because of kid's illiteracy?"  BM 9/6/02

"This year I am actually paying attention and it is starting to make sense.  MS 8/29/02

"I actually like these problems."  BM 8/29/02

 

--------------2001-2002--------------------

"I think I put my calculator where the remote goes, and the remote in my bag."  SS 5/9/02

"You know I actually know how to do math a little bit now."  AP 5/3/02

"That problem was too easy."  AR 4/30/02

"I almost got shot in the paintball with an eye."  SS 4/29/02

"These are pretty easy.  I wish we could do a lot more of them."  PW  4/22/02

"The quadratic equation song is really cool!"  LD 4/16/02

"You know, it means s*** out of beep!"  AH 4/15/02

"What?!?  Increases your vocabulary?  That's a curse!"  DD 4/12/02

"Maybe if you went to bed at a decent time and didn't do your trig at 5:30 a.m. you would be doing better!"  TS  4/11/02

"If you cheat and look in the back of the book and answer key instead of DOING the lesson, you do really bad on tests."  KP  4/11/02

"Sometimes I get sick of it too."  CK  4/10/02

"This is an easy lesson!"  MB  4/10/02

"What if I become brilliant?  (If I decide to apply myself.)"  AH 4/10/02

"Box and whiskers are the coolest things we know."  MS and AH 4/10/02

"It's just a thing Jeremy.  Don't worry about it."  BS  4/3/02

"I like the quadratic equation!"  TH 3/26/02

"I don't think math would be that bad if I paid attention every so often."  AP 3/8/02

"I wish all the lessons were this easy."  NH  3/6/02

"No matter how hard you try and get away from math, you just have to face the facts that you can't live without it."  BM 3/6/02

"These are actually pretty easy.  I kind of like them."  MB 3/5/02

"These (completing the square) are easy.  I like them."  NH  2/12/02

"Did everyone's monkey climb the tree?"  CK  2/11/02

"I like these.  They are easy!"  AR 2/4/02

"Wait--the Twizzlers isn't facing me!"  NH  1/30/02

"I've paid attention lately and I know what I'm doing.  It's amazing!"  AP  1/11/02

"These are easy.  It just takes time."  TM  1-10-02

"It's not one though.  Its 2/2."  AP  1-10-0

Math problems?  Call 1-800-[(10x)(13i)^2]-[sin(xy)/2.362x]  TH 12-01-01

"If parallel lines meet at infinity - infinity must be a very noisy place with all those lines crashing together!"  TH 1-6-02

"It's made out of potatoes."  CK  12/19/01

"When you actually pay attention, it all makes sense."  NH  12/13/02

"As long as there are trig tests, there will be prayer in schools."   CK  12/13/01

"Algebra II is fun and exciting!"  TJK 12/7/01

"I love these problems!"  MS 12/7/01

"These problems are too simple."  -- PW 11/30/01

"They're easy!  I wish they were like this all the time!"  -- KO  11/30/01

"These negative log problems are good for the lazy man." -- SS 11/15/01

"Mr. Heidelberger cannot go back in time!"  --CK 11/12/01

"Fake it"  --CK 11/8/01

"I like these problems right here." -- BS 11/8/01

"Three stuff in one lesson!"  --SM 11/5/01

"I'm a princess!  I've got princess power!"  --AH  11/6/01

"It only took me about six months to figure those (rate problems) out, but eventually I did." --AH 11/6/01

"We're going to find out if studying helps!"  BN 10/31/01

"We don't think in science class!"  --LF 10/??/01

"There's a difference between 'stupid-stupid' and 'trying-to-be-serious-stupid.'  Ours is just stupid!"  SS 10/25/01

Euclid is a God, but Euler was a hypocritical idiot.  All together though, both were the first Bill Gates of the world because who could really come up with those formulas without stealing somebody else's ideas.  MS/10/19/01

P.S.  I! Come on, why i?  Why not w?

"I have FOUND the black bead!"  MS 10/15/01

"I'd rather be in Trig!!!" -- BM 10/18/01

"These (days) are kind of fun!" -- MT 10/17/01

"X times 4 equals 12X.  X times negative 3 equals 12 X"-- CK  10/16/01

"I like those (polynomial division) problems!"--  MS 10/15/01

"You just can't stop an idiot!" --AP 9/27/01

"I love tests!" -- JH 9/18/01

"I'm glad I'm taking geometry."  -- LG 9/14/01

"I think it's time to work!"  --AP 9/14/01

"I can't feel my head!" --MT 9/14/01

"No assignment due tomorrow for geometry."--CK 9/10/01

"Geometry is tricky, but once you get it, you GET it!"-- JK September 7, 2001

I just took the test today and I scored high enough that I tested out of intermediate algebra and college algebra 101 up to college algebra 102. I guess it pays to take trig and work hard. Just think what I would be taking if I took pre-calc.              Math Alumnus 9/5/01

--------------2000-2001------------------------------

"Geometry was fun!" -- KK     October 30, 2000

"I think it makes a difference when a guy does his homework."  --KR, DD    December 18, 2000

"If I work hard, my grades will keep coming up."  --AH     February 14, 2001

"Grease is like grease."  --AH     February 20, 2001

"I'm glad that I had detention this morning so I could catch up on my Algebra II." -- BM     March 28, 2001

"I hope we have a lot of first derivative problems in our lesson."  --DH,JP,JT    March 30, 2001

"They're easy when you get going on the problems."  --DW     March 29, 2001

"I like this lesson, it is cool!"  --LG     April 6, 2001

"I wish we had lessons like this every day."  --KO     April 24, 2001

"These problems are easy!"  --LG     May 1, 2001

"I like these problems!"  --MS     May 1, 2001

"I am SO getting it!"  --JK     May 3, 2001

"You can sleep if you want, but it's to your benefit to listen." -- BM     May 10, 2001

"Math would be easier if I actually tried."  --AP     May 14, 2001

"I bet I could be as smart as my sister if I studied and tried."  --DA     May 14, 2001

"I love these problems.  I wish they were all like this!"  --BS  May 16, 2001

"I should have tried doing my work at the beginning of the year."  --KO     May 16, 2001

"If I had handed in my lessons on time, I would probably have a 90." -- BM     May 16, 2001

"I have to think when I do these."  --DK     May 23, 2001

"There are three things you can be sure of:  death, taxes, and algebra homework."  --BN     May 23, 2001

"I LOVE those ones!"  --DD     May 23, 2001

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